My wife called me on my cell phone sometime before six tonight and asked if I had dressed in a duck suit today. I kid you not. She said, “Honey, were you dressed in a duck suit today?”
I confess. I had no idea how to respond.
A thousand questions ran through my mind? Was this a test? Is the term “duck suit” code for something? Had I promised to dress up as a duck for one of the kids’ parties? I didn’t think so, but I can be so forgetful sometimes.
After a pause I responded, “Um, no?” Just in case it was yet another thing I forgot to do.
“Oh good,” she said.
“Phew,” I thought. Then she explained… Oh never mind, you can just watch the video: